NIGERIAN MAN SUES CLOSE-UP FOR DECEIVING HIM FOR SEVEN YEARS

Nigerian Man Sues Close-Up Toothpaste Company Because He Did Not Attract Women..

The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Close-Up toothpaste for over seven years now.
Close-Up advertisements suggest that the product helps me
n in instantly attracting women by letting their breaths out.
Anthony Olatunfe, the petitioner, also surrendered all his used, unused and half-used Close-Up tubes to the court, and demanded a laboratory test of the products.
Anthony was pushed to take this step when his female boss slapped his face when he tried to kiss her after brushing his teeth with the Close-Up toothpaste.
“Where is the Close-Up effect? I’ve been waiting for it for over seven years. Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure they could smell my breath. I always brush my teeth with so much close up gel to make sure the girls get turned on by my fresh breath as they usually show on TV.”
He argued that if he couldn’t experience the Close-Up effect despite using the product as directed, either the company was making false claims or selling fake products.